Fairly asinine quotes, quips, and questions.
Fairly Asinine Questions
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Here are samples of acerbic, silly, even idiotic, quotes, quips,
and questions sent to our Creation Tips website — with our
responses.
Note: Because this website supports evangelical Christianity and creationism, we often receive abusive emails from atheists, skeptics, and foaming-at-the-mouth evolutionists.
So we have decided to start a page of FAQs — not “Frequently Asked Questions,” but “Fanatically Asinine Questions”.
Here are some extremely silly questions and comments taken from emails we have received, with our responses.
Q: You people are just using scare tactics to try to scare people into becoming Christians. What do you say to that?
A: Boo!
Q: You guys are crazy thinking evolution is questionable. It's been proven since Charles Darwin's time that we have evolved from apes.
A: Well, we don't know your personal habits or what you see in a mirror, so if you say you've come from an ape we won't embarrass you further. But everyone else on earth has descended from human parents and nothing else.
Q: oh reely!h … are yuo seriious! this is the funnest web sigh iv ever com accross.
A: Thank you. We were going to add a section of jokes, but it looks like you've provided one for us.
Q: Ha ha ha! Did you people know that a Skeptics group gave you their “Worst Creationist Website” award?
A: Yes, and that award has made us the envy of creationist websites across the world. But they gave the award to our old website under the old management some years ago. This site is now under new management, and we have changed a few things. When the Skeptics look at this site now they will find it is much worse.
Q: If you believe in creation science you must also believe the earth is flat and there is a tooth fairy.
A: With that logic you must believe that people evolved from apes.
Q: You say in your article about the human baby born with a tail that it has nothing to do with evolution because apes don't have tails. Haven't you heard of the Barbary Ape that has a tail!
A: Yes, we mention it in our article. But did you know that the barbary “ape” is actually a monkey, not an ape, and monkeys have tails anyway. So how does it prove your belief that humans evolved from apes by saying that a monkey has a tail?
Q: Your web stie is so full of pi in the sky believes that it maks me mad jus lokoing at it ..why dont you get educatd!
A: Can you rekamend a good skool!?
Q: If creationists are so smart, why don't they accept that there's a link between humans and ape-like creatures?
A: If evolutionists are so smart, why don't they convince us that there is one?
Q: Creationists never get their facts right! Anyone who believes that Moses took 2 of every animal on a boat could not possibly get complicated scientific facts right.
A: It wasn't Moses. It was Noah.
Q:
Your assertion that Homo sapiens hasn't evolved from apes
is an insult to science.
A: Speaking of insults, choose one of the following comments to say to the next mother of a new-born baby you meet:
- “What a beautiful gift from God your baby is!”
- “It's indisputable that your baby has come from apes.”
Q: You people wouldn't know a good case for evolution if you fell over one.
A: Maybe you're right. But we're not sure that Darwinists know a good case for evolution either, because the only evidence they can think of to give creationists is ridicule.
Q: I got abducted by aliens in Memphis and was taken in a UFO to another galaxy. Since I got back I have electricity running thorugh my body. What should I do?
A: Wear rubber boots.
Q: As a fundamentalist site you must also support suicide bombers and Osama bin Laden's murderous henchmen.
A: You've got the wrong religion for a start. And after the number of news items we have run against people like Osama bin Laden over the years we are not expecting an email from him offering us his sponsorship.
Q: Ive written to you scumbags twice befor an d told you evything tyhat was wrong witha all you web sight .. why didnt you reply.
A: You gave us a fake email address.
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